Name: Alex Bleau Birthday: April 15Tumblr (3.0; @erdmutter)http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68mjuq3ov1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jessicaisexcellent.tumblr.com/post/26088657774/you-deserve-to-smile-and-this-blog-will-help-you" class="tumblr_blog">jessicaisexcellent</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><a href="http://most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com/">You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Not really but this is just funny as hell</p></blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/26117918468http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/26117918468Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:21:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5oalmFNoz1qbami0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hatemonstervsthelovebug.tumblr.com/post/26090495972/that-awkward-moment-when-you-realize-your-teacher" class="tumblr_blog">hatemonstervsthelovebug</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>That awkward moment when you realize your teacher is probably making a drinking game out of grading your papers because it’s so fucking mind numbing otherwise.</p></blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/26117783951http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/26117783951Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:19:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m10ntoXmqO1qb155to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://julienfoulatier.tumblr.com/post/19441452561/sculpture-by-nike-savvas">julienfoulatier</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Sculpture by <strong><a href="http://www.roslynoxley9.com.au/artists/35/Nike_Savvas/">Nike Savvas</a></strong>.</p> </div> </blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25794261389http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25794261389Sun, 24 Jun 2012 14:17:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5l345QX2O1qkx16go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25780048151http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25780048151Sun, 24 Jun 2012 09:32:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36nbsUegy1r5gn7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/25445371716/gingivitis-suddenly-doesnt-sound-so-bad">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Gingivitis suddenly doesn’t sound so bad.</p> </blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25772554626http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25772554626Sun, 24 Jun 2012 04:37:54 -0400Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?<br /> Me: 10<br /> Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?<br /> Me: 10 and a dead body.http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25743562133http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25743562133Sat, 23 Jun 2012 19:12:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wi79bAob1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/25494850970/game-over-sesame-street-wins">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Game over, Sesame Street wins.</p> </blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25717100100http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25717100100Sat, 23 Jun 2012 10:48:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ogoz2Ezg1r3gb3zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25707269723http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25707269723Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:57:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zt4jJWH81qgsqieo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.missladyfinger.com/post/25617116620/manicure-muse-moschino-resort-13-sport-is-no" class="tumblr_blog">missladyfinger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>MANICURE MUSE: Moschino Resort ‘13</strong></p> <p>Sport is no longer its own retail category. Even though Moschino is known for retro 60s silhouettes and signature soft bows, it has embraced sport for Resort ‘13 with nylon tech fabrics works into collarless moto jackets and structured a-line skirts. Most notable is the electric poppy print splattered onto classic dresses, jackets, and shorts. The black grounded print is seasonless and flirty with the bright neon colors. </p> <p>To emulate this look, I used Black Taxi and St. John’s Wood by Nails Inc, Mitzi by Zoya, and  Poolside Party, All Eyes on Me! by NCLA.</p> <p>To get these ladyfingers: </p> <p>1. Start with a full black nail</p> <p>2. Using a dotter tool (or bobby pin), dot small green dots to paint your first flowers</p> <p>3. Repeat using peach and lavender letting the flowers overlap </p> <p>4. Dot small dots of black in the center of each flower to polish the look</p> <p>5. Top it off with Seche Vite’s Fast Dry Top Coat</p> <p>(Photo: style.com)</p></blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25691716125http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25691716125Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:05:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vgklEaZy1qc6d6io1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25691494288http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25691494288Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:02:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5s40ssXGa1r9y691o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25677172090http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25677172090Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:12:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r52cjdv11qjonawo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r52cjdv11qjonawo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r52cjdv11qjonawo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5r52cjdv11qjonawo4_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25658813751http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25658813751Fri, 22 Jun 2012 14:18:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9wra94Vg1qb9npko1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25644222194http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25644222194Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:34:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qlo2bIi51qm14iuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25636713621http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25636713621Fri, 22 Jun 2012 04:46:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx6u48T2L1rq3h5vo9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25606184339http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25606184339Thu, 21 Jun 2012 19:13:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x96028mP1r45cpdo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x96028mP1r45cpdo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x96028mP1r45cpdo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x96028mP1r45cpdo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5x96028mP1r45cpdo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://olddeludersatan.tumblr.com/post/25550768101">olddeludersatan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love you, Charlie.</p> </blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25605219338http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25605219338Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:58:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mmrgiVaI1r72ht7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25604997292http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25604997292Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:55:07 -0400my parents: come out of your room and be with the family<br /> me: takes phone and laptophttp://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25604667055http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25604667055Thu, 21 Jun 2012 18:50:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distance-dimension.tumblr.com/post/24677670106/when-parents-ask-you">distance-dimension</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/24676854780/when-parents-ask-you">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>“Hey, did you get home safely?”</strong></p> <p><strong>“No, I died, like, four times on my way.”</strong></p> <p><img height="175" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le2echtpBF1qzu1nx.gif" width="244"/></p> <p><span>via </span><a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/">sodamnrelatable</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Pretty much.</p> </blockquote>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25150166820http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25150166820Fri, 15 Jun 2012 04:36:55 -0400So True<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq84eknVEG1qlaa6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25120853094http://erdmutter.tumblr.com/post/25120853094Thu, 14 Jun 2012 19:13:27 -0400